Got a wacky story to share? Lost in a maze of giggling fireflies? Or just need a friendly mushroom to tell your existential woes to? Don't be shy, spore-mail me!
My inbox gets as cluttered as a squirrel's burrow after a nut-gathering spree, so keep it short and sweet (like a ladybug haiku).
Fire away and I'll get back to you faster than a slime mold solving a Rubik's cube!
Spore on, comrades!
With love and deep affection,
Goofy Little Mushroom Guy, Fungus
to: fungus mcshroom the log by the campfire
spore-mail sent!
it's drifting through the forest now. fungus will write back soon.
