Got a wacky story to share? Lost in a maze of giggling fireflies? Or
just need a friendly mushroom to tell your existential woes to? Don't
be shy, spore-mail me!
Just remember, my inbox gets as cluttered as a squirrel's burrow after
a nut-gathering spree, so keep it short and sweet (like a ladybug
haiku).
Fire away below and I'll get back to you faster than a slime mold
solving a Rubik's cube!
Spore on, comrades!
With love and deep affection,
Goofy Little Mushroom Guy,
Fungus
